DYING. 

DYING. 

(via shloobykitten)


When I’m trying to watch TV, but my boyfriend is just like:

whatshouldwecallme:

i cant. i just cant. 


hungergamestweets:

I just had to share this because I think it’s an awesome tweet.

love this response to stupid people and their anger over rue being played by a black actress….

hungergamestweets:

I just had to share this because I think it’s an awesome tweet.

love this response to stupid people and their anger over rue being played by a black actress….



When I’m drunk and my friends are trying to keep me from texting my ex


When I hear my favorite TV show come on in the next room


When I accidentally walk in on two people hooking up

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m just like:


animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I’M MAKING A LANDING STRIP FOR YOUR FACE PLANE. WITH ITS CARGO OF KISSES.
I WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES.
DON’T WORRY, CAPTAIN. WE’LL GUIDE YOU IN. JUST CONTINUE ON YOUR CURRENT COURSE.
I MEAN IT. I LOVE YOU, BUT THERE’S A WIRE OR TWO LOOSE IN THAT BRAIN OF YOURS.
EVERYTHING’S LOOKING GREAT. REVERSE YOUR ENGINES. BRING IT IN NICE AND SLOW.

I’m making a landing strip for your face plane. With it’s cargo of kisses. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I’M MAKING A LANDING STRIP FOR YOUR FACE PLANE. WITH ITS CARGO OF KISSES.

I WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES.

DON’T WORRY, CAPTAIN. WE’LL GUIDE YOU IN. JUST CONTINUE ON YOUR CURRENT COURSE.

I MEAN IT. I LOVE YOU, BUT THERE’S A WIRE OR TWO LOOSE IN THAT BRAIN OF YOURS.

EVERYTHING’S LOOKING GREAT. REVERSE YOUR ENGINES. BRING IT IN NICE AND SLOW.

I’m making a landing strip for your face plane. With it’s cargo of kisses.